silver2540  

Our electric bill is through the roof!

It might be because of that nuclear toaster oven you bought.

That was entirely necessary. It allows for my toast to have a healthy green glow.

Or that 300-foot tall neon sign that says "UFOs-land here!"

When the mutant robot cowboys come, you'll thank me.

What about that $12,000 blow-up doll of Alex Trebek? ...on second thought, don't explain that.