skerd22  

Can I help you?

I know you don't know me, but...there's no easy way to put this, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Zeus, and I'm your father.

Wait. You're Zeus? The Zeus? And you couldn't manage to teach me how to ride a bike so the other kids wouldn't laugh at me? I hate you.

Well...I...uh...Olympus is a busy place...and...

So not worth it.