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by skooledbysatan
7-21-02
Little Angie had no idea Kevin had just seen a BLACK METAL SHOW!
Listening to black metal makes me hungry.
So how was the show today?
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MAYHEM ARGH!!!
WHAT ARE DOING?!?

 

by skooledbysatan
7-21-02
Little Angie runs into Kevin on his way home from seeing Mayhem...
How was the show today?
ARGH! MAYHEM!!
Little Angie had no idea of the appetite of the black metal fan...
OH MY GOD! DON'T EAT ME!!!
MAYHEM!! ARGH!!!
Mmmmm...that was filling.

 

by skooledbysatan
7-21-02
After finding out they were half white, Bushpatter and Polestroker come to a realization...
The white-man came and took our lands!
The white man raped and pillaged the women on the reservation
Heredity seems strong in these two...
So my brother and I have just found out we are part white-man.
So we shall rape all of our schoolmates and take our mom's trailer back for the white man!
ouch!!
Just because you're my sister, you're still part indian, so you get ass-raped too!

 

by skooledbysatan
7-21-02
Sometimes defending yourself can provoke...
Back off you dirty man!
Yeah baby, show me those white cotton undies!
and now a word from the lovable Indian Kids...
What will you do when faced with someone like Mr. Luvslilgurlz?
Just remember to not tell Reverend Stixittakidz.
Don't ever drop a bible in Sunday School...
Stop walking so funny, your parents may ask questions!
owwwie owwwie ow!

 

by skooledbysatan
7-21-02
Derek the Dealer hated putting up with washed up rockstars..
Hey man, you got any crank?
I'm all out Dee Dee...wait, I got some SPECIAL shit just for you.
And now a word from the cute Indian Kids...
Do you really think washed up rockstars who have been strung out longer than I've been alive will really overdose?
No! That is why they must watch out for people who thought they played puss hippie rock.
Sometimes the plan backfires...
Hey dumbass, now that you made Dee Dee OD, they're releasing more of his weak music.
I'm sorry...hey, would you like some free crank?

 

by skooledbysatan
7-21-02
A public service announcement from the witty Indian Kids...
War can be ugly. Just look at this poor idiot who died while being used as a speedbump to slow advancing forces.
Do you find it amazing that people are so stupid that they'll die for something that isn't even real?
Do Jesus and loved ones at home really care about what you're fighting for?
I just think it's funny so many people go get blown up in my name...dumbasses.
Dear John, No. I haven't been fucking all your friends, I'm counting the days til you win this war and come back home Love, Jen...I can't wait for Kevin and Chris to come fill me out.
Another message from the adorable Indian Kids....
Don't end up like Alan here, run when there is war.
We'll see you in Canada!

 

by skooledbysatan
7-22-02
A look back at the WTC Tragedy with the exuberant Indian Kids...
Have you ever wondered what it looked like inside the plane that hit the World Trade Center?
Well, with the miracle of technology, we now have this visual of these schmucks turning into human missiles.
Do you ever wonder where the bodies went?
Some people think that the dead would end up in a place like this...
But when you hit a building going 800 mph and explode in a firey death, how much could be left?
Well, the Indian Girl know...
Nothing but a cloud of smoke and a pile of ashes.

 

by skooledbysatan
7-22-02
Something seems familiar about this situation...
You're a pig fucker Terrance...
Philip, why would you call me a pig fucker?
And now a word from the charismatic Indian Kids...
Sometimes you get the feeling that there is no original thought left.
Yep, look at the hacks over at Exploding Dog who ripped off South Park.
Didn't see that one coming...honest.
Let's see, because you fuck pigs!
OH YEAH...HA HA HA!

 

by skooledbysatan
7-23-02
Sometimes waiting can only lead to disappointment...
Hey soul brotha, you seen any of that fine ass pussy around here lately?
I've been hanging here for days, waiting for it to emerge.
And now a word from the ambidextrious Indian Kids...
Some people just can't get the clue...
just look at Jesus and Pimp Daddy Jerome waiting for Jenna's bush...
Sometimes the punchline lets us down...
Jesus, you of all people should know Jenna is in Texas...
So that's why Jerome took off yelling yee haw!

 

by skooledbysatan
7-23-02
Something has changed in little Timmy's life...
Timmy, you've been acting weird ever since you went to that concert last week and little Angela went missing. Are you okay?
ARGH! MAYHEM!!
Sometimes kids need space...
Timmy, what are you doing?!?!
MAYHEM!! ARGH!!!
And now a word from the intellegent Indian Kids...
Unfortunately for Timmy's mom there isn't much of her left for the paramedics to take...
She must not have been too filling because Timmy is nowhere to be found.

 

by skooledbysatan
4-04-03
Sometimes you have to look to a higher force for guidance
Jesus, I'm sorry I made fun of all those kids in high school. I should have paid attention more, can you tell me what to do with my life?
You can practice saying 'paper or plastic' you illiterate dipshit. Didn't expect that knee to give out did you?
Now a word from the groovy Indian kids...
Lester thought football was all he'd need to be a star, but now he's flat ass broke with a bad knee.
Don't worry sis, he'll get a job from the nice guy who owns Save Mart...hey, isn't that the kid Lester used to beat up and call a fag?
You may ask for change, but you can't go back again...
Are you done stocking those shelves Lester? I'm really getting sick of you dragging ass around here. Fucking slacker.
Man, now that he owns this store, Joe scores mad gash...all I can do is cruise the high schools and try to pick up girls who remember when I played football.

 

by skooledbysatan
4-04-03
Do poser bands really see what they're doing?
Hi, we're in a band, we think it's cool that we dress all alike, it makes us stand out.
Yeah, it's not like we're really no talent hacks with no skills who just try to look cool and score gash from 12 year olds who come to our shows.
Now a word for the lethargic Indian kids...
Jim and Jeff think trying to blend in is cool. They try to be popular by following the status quo.
At least that's what their record label tells them. Truthfully, bands like this need to be stabbed in the face.
Some bands just have no standards...
So, you dig our band, huh? Wanna give me head backstage?
But I'm only 11!

 

by skooledbysatan
4-04-03
Little Marky is telling more people about Mayhem...
See Mark, I told you Mayhem was an evil band, do you feel remorse for eating little Angie and your mom?
*burp* ARGH! MAYHEM!!
Now a Word from the Insatiable Indian Kids...
Marky's mind is really screwed up. I wonder what Dead would think about all this people eating?
If he wasn't dead, he'd probably be bummed...too bad Jesus didn't know Marky was still hungry.
Makes you wonder if Jesus can rise the grave again, eh?
And Jesus thought crucifition sucked...

 

by skooledbysatan
4-24-03
Maybe we'd be safer if 'suspected terrorists' were in safe places...
So, uh, how long have you been here?
Must be less than 8 years, Bush is still in office.
Now a word from the imprisoned Indian Kids...
Little did Safir know that the reign of the second Bush was upon us.
Little did any of us know that having brown skin would lead to imprisonment for being 'terrorists'. Hasn't anyone seen 24, a white girl did it!
Even more from the doomed Indian Kids...
Well, it looks like the firing squad is about to do us in...
We sure are glad we don't get a trial since we are suspected terrorists. At least they aren't using blankets this time.

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