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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| The human females, Charity & Chastity, have expired in an explosion aboard an atmosphere conveyance. | |
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| We can recast them utilizing their stored DNA, banks of their cellular matter, and of course, their archived brain engrams... | |
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"Welcome to Tijuana: TEQUILA, SEX0, MARIJUANA." --Manu Chao
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| Perfect. Let us begin at once. Can we do the same thing (scientifically reconstruct from biological matter) 0l' "2-WH0RES" when he bites the big one? | |
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| No! We don't have any of his tissue, essence or precious life-memories in our vast computer system (the size of the Earth-nation of Mexico) He's T0AST! | |
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"Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about, and shook his head, saying, 'I D0 N0T KN0W! I D0 N0T KN0W!'" --Writings of CHUANG TZU
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| Between the HIV+ bar girls, the magic bullets & Mohammedan suicide bombers, he could drop any day... we should have a contingency plan. | |
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| Prepare a spaceship and put in your suppository of Water-Breathing! We'll get the help we need from the Green Sea Monkey planet! | |
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