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"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
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| I just saw that new 0liver Stone movie ALEXANDER. What a bucket of garbage! There were only two good things in that movie. 0ne was Rosario Dawson's left breast... | |
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| The other was Rosario Dawson's RIGHT breast. It was no 'Gone With The Wind,' but was the film in any way similar to the story of ol' "2-WH0RES" Donaldson? | |
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| 0ld Alexander the Great went off to war in the Middle-East, fighting alongside his best friend Hephaistion, played in the movie by Jared Leto, who in real life is dating Scarlett Johansson. | |
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| SHE'S H0T! But Hephaistion & Alexander were rump-rangers. What are you insinuating about Shane & fellow soldier Justin "Sharp 'n Queer?" | |
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"In the end, all that matters is what you've done." ––Colin Farrell, as the title character in the film 'Alexander'
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| Alexander's wife Roxane tried to slit his throat when she learned he was a butt-pirate. How many times you think Alison tried to kill Shane? | |
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| Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn. | |
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