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"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
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| Chastity, I wonder: how is it that stockings came to be associated with Christmas? | |
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| Good question. According to legend, about 17OO years ago, there was once an old widower who couldn't afford dowries to marry off his daughters... | |
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| Without that dowry-money, his two girls would have had to turn to prostitution to earn a living. | |
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| Right! But on Xmas Eve, Saint Nicholas threw bags of gold down the chimney. The gold fell into some stockings that were hung to dry by the fire. The gals were saved & a tradition began. | |
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"You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause." ––––––CHIC0 MARX
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| Imagine if the local bishop had been that lecherous whore-hound Shane Donaldson instead of kindly Saint Nicholas... There would be no Santa Claus, just 0ld "2-WH0RES." | |
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| But that's how it is anyway. | |
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