"2-WH0RES" .:. BY .:. A. K. BIGGS
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| I just saw that movie 'FUN w/ DICK & JANE' starring Jim Carrey & Tea Leoni. It was a remake of a 1977 comedy w/ George Segal & Jane Fonda. Not as good as the original. | |
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| It would be funnier if it had starred Whitehall's own "0ld 2-WH0RES" D0NALDS0N. Then I guess they'd have to call it 'FUN w/ ALIS0N & SHANE.' | |
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| That's what they'd call the modern-day PG-13 REMAKE. The original would be a raunchy P0RKY'S-style sex comedy called 'Fun w/ Devin & Shane.' Lots of bodily fluids, exposed tits & fart jokes. | |
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| To tell the REAL story it would have to be an explicit NC-17 or a Triple-X porno flick. What would THAT film be titled? | |
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"You are what you were." – Hank Garcia, in 'Fun w/ Dick & Jane' (1977)
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