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These are the comic tales of Townhouse 69. The people are real. The names are real. The likenesses are so f*cked-up it isn't funny, but you work with what you have. Background on characters? That's easy. Slappy, Bret, Bill and Rick live together. Beth is evil, but can't/won't except it. Everyone else are our friends. Enjoy! Also, visit SlappySays.com for more of the same humor. Summer 2005: Well, much has happened in the real world. Slappy has actually graduated and everyone's living situations have changed. But frett not, for here in cyberspace we all remain young and forever frozen in time during those halcyon days in Townhouse 69. The adventures continue...

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Bret vs. Beth

by slappypyne
12-07-03


	I think that they are mistaking my honesty for evil. But I'm not evil. Nobody really thinks that I'm evil. Do you? I can't imagine why anyone doesn't like me. I'm possibly the greatest...


	Please stop...

Much later...


	My sisters love me. They don't make a move without checking with me. I'm that important! Sometimes people make fun of me behind my back but they're just jealous. I'm mean look at me. I'm so hot...


	Must... kill... her...

After the trial...


	...but I still prefer the constant beatings and rapings to having to listen to her talk.


	I understand, Bret...

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