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These are the comic tales of Townhouse 69. The people are real. The names are real. The likenesses are so f*cked-up it isn't funny, but you work with what you have. Background on characters? That's easy. Slappy, Bret, Bill and Rick live together. Beth is evil, but can't/won't except it. Everyone else are our friends. Enjoy! Also, visit SlappySays.com for more of the same humor. Summer 2005: Well, much has happened in the real world. Slappy has actually graduated and everyone's living situations have changed. But frett not, for here in cyberspace we all remain young and forever frozen in time during those halcyon days in Townhouse 69. The adventures continue...

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Townhouse 69 - Bret Dreams a Little Dream

by slappypyne
12-14-03

After too much Super Mario 3...


	Fuck you, as long as I face you, you can't move.


	That's true.


	But... if I don't turn around and run soon I'm going to run out of time. I just have to be fast enough to get away from you.


	That's also true.


	Something's not quite right about that boy.

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