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These are the comic tales of Townhouse 69. The people are real. The names are real. The likenesses are so f*cked-up it isn't funny, but you work with what you have. Background on characters? That's easy. Slappy, Bret, Bill and Rick live together. Beth is evil, but can't/won't except it. Everyone else are our friends. Enjoy! Also, visit SlappySays.com for more of the same humor. Summer 2005: Well, much has happened in the real world. Slappy has actually graduated and everyone's living situations have changed. But frett not, for here in cyberspace we all remain young and forever frozen in time during those halcyon days in Townhouse 69. The adventures continue...

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Townhouse 69 - Clorox is the Best for This Sort of Thing

by slappypyne
8-19-04


	I can't believe that Bill left us.


	He's not all that happy about it either, Bret.


	This is like the worst thing to happen to us.


	Think of it this way: now there will be more girls who have nowhere to fall but in your lap.


	Really?! Where?!


	Thanks. Now I have to live with the image of your naked body in my head for the rest of my life. I'm going to go and bleach my eyes.

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