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These are the comic tales of Townhouse 69. The people are real. The names are real. The likenesses are so f*cked-up it isn't funny, but you work with what you have. Background on characters? That's easy. Slappy, Bret, Bill and Rick live together. Beth is evil, but can't/won't except it. Everyone else are our friends. Enjoy! Also, visit SlappySays.com for more of the same humor. Summer 2005: Well, much has happened in the real world. Slappy has actually graduated and everyone's living situations have changed. But frett not, for here in cyberspace we all remain young and forever frozen in time during those halcyon days in Townhouse 69. The adventures continue...

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Townhouse 69 - Slappy Dreams a Little Dream

by slappypyne
12-06-05

Slappy: "Sometimes I dream that I'm on 'Jeopardy!' and I'm kicking ass."


	EVIL for $400. And the answer is, "In the 1980s a pool of slime congealed forming this creature of pure evil that took human form, ruining the lives of every person it meets."


	Who is Beth?

"It's like the answers were written just for me. Every question of mine was right."


	STATES for $1200. And the answer is, "This state is rightly called 'The South of the North' because of the toothless hicks that wollow and breed there."


	What is New Hampshire?

"But, in my dreams, the prizes have gotten better."


	As you know, this season we changed the rules and as a 5-Day Champion you get the power to choose who lives and who dies!


	Cool.

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