Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  slappypyne  

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These are the comic tales of Townhouse 69. The people are real. The names are real. The likenesses are so f*cked-up it isn't funny, but you work with what you have. Background on characters? That's easy. Slappy, Bret, Bill and Rick live together. Beth is evil, but can't/won't except it. Everyone else are our friends. Enjoy! Also, visit SlappySays.com for more of the same humor. Summer 2005: Well, much has happened in the real world. Slappy has actually graduated and everyone's living situations have changed. But frett not, for here in cyberspace we all remain young and forever frozen in time during those halcyon days in Townhouse 69. The adventures continue...
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by slappypyne
12-07-05
Based on a true story.
Hello. I just signed up for service and I need to make sure that I have no access to Pay-Per-View and any "adult" channels.
Well, according to the computer you just have Standard Cable. You would need digital cable and a cable box. You have neither.
You don't understand. It's REALLY important that I not have Pay-Per-View. At all. None.
No, YOU don't understand. It is physically impossible for you to have Pay-Per-View. At all. None.
I'm a convicted sex offender and my P.O. says I can't have Pay-Per-View capability because it might set me off again.
Let me double-check that account...
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