Kids say the darndest things

Author: smampy

Date: July 4, 2002

by smampy
7-04-02
smampy at age 7
Hello little girl, can i touch you?
My mom said never let someone touch you where your bathing suit covers
Fine then. Would you like to go for a ride on my lap? I don't wear a bathing suit
How about you touch yourself and i watch??
This brings all new meanings to the phrase "nuts and bolts"
If only there was grass on the field, we could play ball