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The Customer is Always Bored.

by smamurai
11-19-03

Shopkeeper -62 banter pts : Frobo teh 1337 skillz pts


	Good day to you sir. What would you like to do today? Buy, Sell or talk about the same old useless shit again?


	Yeah, I was in here earlier and I think I must have put two vials of elf-gunk in my shopping basket by mistake. You see I only really needed the one.

Shopkeeper -59 banter pts : Frobo teh 1337 skillz pts


	That's not a problem sir, I can take that unwanted elf-gunk off your hands. How does 2000 groinks sound?


	2000 groinks? But I just bought them from here two minutes ago for 10,000 groinks apiece

Shopkeeper -60 banter pts : Frobo teh 1337 skillz pts


	So fucking sue me. Would you like to talk about how I don't know where the dragon is again? Or maybe you would like to buy more elf-gunk.


	Man I really want to fucking kill you, but for some reason I seem to forget how to fight and cast spells every time I am in this shop.

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