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| Thank you for calling Commercial Bank. How may I help you? | |
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| I hate all banks and capitalist organizations, but yours is especially baneful! I have never had a bank treat me this way in my life! It was all a lie to get business! A lie! | |
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| I hope upon the soul of Damballah that bad fortune falls upon every employee at this Robber Baron institution. MAY BANKRUPTCY AND RUIN FALL UPON THIS ORGANIZATION! | |
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| I think that I may have a curse on my head. Can I go home early? | |
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| I'm sorry, but voodoo curses are not covered under sick time guidelines. Oh, and please remember that Workers Comp does not cover sharp, mysterious stabbing pains, or if your head bursts into flames. | |
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