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| I'm a God, i was the first one to store an online profile for someone, give it an ID number, and store that number on a person's hard drive via cookies. I have a patent on it! | |
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| Yeah well I was the first one to make a search engine. That is an advanced programming technique, years ahead of it's time and no one could have invented it without me. I have a patent too! | |
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| Yeah well I invented One-Click shopping. I'm patenting that too because it's an earth shattering advancement in credit card fraud! | |
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| I got you all beat, I'm patenting the root kit I invented that hacked all your servers and gave me complete control over your finances. | |
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| Yeah well I'm patenting homosexual chat room. | |
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| OK, we can live with those other assholes, but you have to go. | |
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