Marriage is a sacrament

Author: sneeee

Date: April 28, 2004

by sneeee
4-28-04
Hello there, young whippershnapper, why do I have such a pleasure on my porch?
I am in love with your daughter, and I would like to take her hand in marriage
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I shall conquer you, oh giant squid of the deeps!
No reptile has ever matched the fury of Aquadexnox the mighty! You cannot win!
I pronounce you trannsexual and man. You may kiss the... you may kiss... each other
Mayonnaise on french fries? Those crazy Hollandese!