somnambulist  

So here's the deal: I sort of met a great girl in my "real" life out of the comic. It is a bit complicated though, so I'm not sure what the right thing to do is.

If you can't decide between a fictional girl and a real one, you are beyond even my help.

No, no. The real one lives far away, and just ended a long relationship, so we decided not to jump in all willy-nilly just yet, which is fairly reasonable, I think.

I don't think this is the great moral crisis you're making it out to be.

No, it's not; I'm just trying to figure out what the new dynamic in the comic should be, or if it even needs to change at all.

Have you ever considered putting a bit more of your obsessive-compulsive over-analysis into, say, writing a novel?