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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #229: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 6

by somnambulist
2-15-09


	So, how did that big "Anti-Valentine's" singles event last night turn out?


	First my friend gave me bad directions and I think I almost got mugged in Chinatown. Then, at the bar, I was only scoped out by one morbidly obese girl... and 2 guys.


	*That sounds like a waste of 30 bucks. Did you at least talk to anyone who was there? Surely you must have found the courage to approach at least one* woman.**


	Well, I did talk to this lawyer, but we mostly ended up arguing about federal tax policy, while my friend Jon drove off her angry looking friend.


	How many times must I tell you not to argue tax policy with strangers?


	Hey, I was right and she was wrong! What else was I going to do, go talk to the overdressed, bitchy, snobby 23 year olds about aboriginal border crossing rights?

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