Steve & Squirrel #229: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 6

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 15, 2009

by somnambulist
2-15-09
So, how did that big "Anti-Valentine's" singles event last night turn out?
First my friend gave me bad directions and I think I almost got mugged in Chinatown. Then, at the bar, I was only scoped out by one morbidly obese girl... and 2 guys.
That sounds like a waste of 30 bucks. Did you at least talk to anyone who was there? Surely you must have found the courage to approach at least one woman.
Well, I did talk to this lawyer, but we mostly ended up arguing about federal tax policy, while my friend Jon drove off her angry looking friend.
How many times must I tell you not to argue tax policy with strangers?
Hey, I was right and she was wrong! What else was I going to do, go talk to the overdressed, bitchy, snobby 23 year olds about aboriginal border crossing rights?