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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #231: Maybe Aaron Burr Had the Right Idea

by somnambulist
2-16-09


	I wish dueling were legal. Then I could challenge all the idiots in the world to a battle with my relentless logic.


	It's an enterprising choice, but your opponents would probably use a gun.


	No, in an honorable duel, combatants each wield the same weapon.


	OK, but even if you are able to choose the weapon and prevent them from cheating, what makes you think that "relentless logic" will have any effect at all on a bunch of idiots?


	Good point. I guess I was hoping I could use it to make their heads explode.


	A noble goal, but isn't it more likely that you would first suffer a massive aneurysm from exposure to vast quantities of their illogical stupidity?

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