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| So how's the whole eHarmony thing working out so far? | |
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| It's mostly really fat chicks and money grubbing foodies trying to snag a wealthy husband. | |
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| Oh. Well, what about all the events you've been going to through Meetup? | |
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| Unproductive. Of the only three to show interest, one had a thicket of chin hair, one made out with some guy in front of me, and the other one is a stripper addicted to sleeping pills. | |
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| You're never going to let me live down telling you that this is the year when things get better for you, are you? | |
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| No. And you owe me a Canadian mail-order bride as compensation for emotional distress. | |
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