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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #257: Continuity Fairy, Part 3

by somnambulist
1-09-11


	So how's the whole eHarmony thing working out so far?


	It's mostly really fat chicks and money grubbing foodies trying to snag a wealthy husband.


	Oh. Well, what about all the events you've been going to through Meetup?


	Unproductive. Of the only three to show interest, one had a thicket of chin hair, one made out with some guy in front of me, and the other one is a stripper addicted to sleeping pills.


	You're never going to let me live down telling you that this is the year when things get better for you, are you?


	No. And you owe me a Canadian mail-order bride as compensation for emotional distress.

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