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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #262: Pole Position, Part 1

by somnambulist
7-17-11


	So what happened with the girl from the Buffet concert? Did you ever get together with her?


	Nope. Like always, she just didn't "feel any spark." And the next time some bitch tries to sell me that bullshit, I'm going to throw her into a Tesla coil.


	That does sound a bit discouraging. What about the crazy stripper? Did you at least stay far away from her?


	Yes, if by "far away from her," you mean, "got really drunk and made out every other night last week."


	Why do you keep doing things that you know are no good for you?


	I figure it's kind of like therapy, but way cheaper and more fun. Plus, this way, nobody gets their medical license revoked.

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