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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #264: Pole Position, Part 3

by somnambulist
7-19-11

*http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/525175


	*How is fucking a stripper like the movie Inception? And how did you meet her? You don't do strip clubs.**


	*She was just plain weird* in bed. And I met her at a bar. For a while, she said she was a physical therapist.**


	I guess that could be considered a form of "physical" therapy! So what was so strange about her sexual proclivities?


	She hates foreplay, wants all the lights on, kept talking about a YouTube video she'd seen, and wanted to just stare at my cock for 5 minutes first.

**This actually happened... complete with her making bouncy sound effects.


	That sounds like she... wasn't all that into it.


	Well, I left out the part where she was on top and decided to bounce like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh..**

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