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The Useless Parents: part IV

by southlondon
5-22-05


	Dad, Ive been thinking. I'm now worth over Â£30bn and I want to marry my girlfriend. To make sure my fortune is safe, should I make her sign a pre-nuptual agreement?


	Shame on you, son! A marriage is supposed to be a bond of love. If you don't love your wife enough to trust her, you may as well call off the wedding!


	Alright, sorry I said anything.

Two months later...


	I hereby award your ex-wife your entire Â£30bn fortune.


	That's the last time I listen to you, dad.

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