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Jansen! What are you doing?

Using the minimum effort possible, I'm dragging a broken broom of which the bristles are already worn down to mere inches, yawning and stopping every few seconds to evaluate my sad life.

I'm also sweeping the one spot on the whole floor and have been doing so for the last three hours, while burping loudly and whistling at any female customers that walk in.

I mean, er, just cleaining up, sir.