That ostrich is spoiling my Christmas Day. I wonder if I had better go inside.
SHAKE IT DON'T BREAK IT BAY-BEE!!!
*sigh* I can remember Christmas when it filled me with wonder. The exquisite waiting for morning to come...Oh, how I wish the clocks would advance.
"I suppose it's time itself that's to blame, really... Who can say? Funny how things go. I'd help myself to some festive spirits, but I've never been much for drink. Still..."
