|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| "I'm going fishing."Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| "I'm going hunting"Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand in the woods with a lethal weapon in my hand, shooting at anything that makes a noise that isn't blaze orange | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| "We're going to be late Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."Really means...."I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra." | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| remember this was brought to u by spinkles...ur best freind in tyhe whole world | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| thank u and good night... | |
| | |
|
|
|
