Do me a favor, Abraham. Smash your kid's head open with a rock.
Do what with a what now?
Spoo.
See? It was just a test of faith. Now I know you love me more than anything else. Good job. Okay, but seriously this time, go chuck a brick at your kid's head. No joke.
It'll be easier this time. Isaac's in a fear induced coma.
WHEEE! HA HA HA! BOOGERS! HA HA! OH BOY!
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