I mean, not only does your filthy asshole make a silly noise, I also get to inhale putrid smelling air that used to be INSIDE your filthy asshole! What fun!
Hmm, I'm picking up on a 'farting is actually not funny' vibe.
No really, it would be even better if you could just take a shit directly into my lungs! Cut me open, funny man!
WHEEE! HA HA HA! BOOGERS! HA HA! OH BOY!
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