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| Is there anything worse than a mandatory family gathering on Easter? | |
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| Try watching reality television that either deals with marriage, rich people, or both. | |
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| I can't believe my mom made a pass at my boyfriend. What could be more depressing? | |
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| What about your poetry? Linkin Park? William Hung? Your transcript? Help me out here. | |
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| I don't think I like it when my paperclips talk to me anymore. Why are you so agitated anyway? | |
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| VH1 programming and your face...I'm just kidding, it's the other way around. | |
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