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		|  |  |  |  |  | We accept souls and first-borns only. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, I'm kinda short on both right now.  I DO have bitcoin... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Let me discuss this with my supervisor.  Please wait here. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Can you bring me these in a size 10 while you're back there? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Here are your options: Soul, first-born, or a most gruesome violation of the loved one of your choosing.  While you watch.  Forever. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I murdered my loved ones.  And show me a size 11 too.  Chop-chop. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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