The Lowest Common Denominator Of Wit

Author: stealthweasel

Date: February 12, 2004

by stealthweasel
2-12-04
This guy walked into a bar... ouch! He unexpectedly died of a horrible disease! You humans do that kind of thing, right?
Tabathon, you're meant to be using the intercom to warn everyone about the fire, not for ZANY FREESTYLE COMEDY.
It doesn't work like that! You have to get the audience to identify with you first, then you incorporate your message into the act!
So, have you heard the one about your imminent fiery deaths?