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| Yes, H&R Block? Can you do my taxes for me? Im just a simple Internet Technician, and although I can program a router faster than you can blink, these tax laws confuse the shit out of me. | |
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| HAHAHAH! Bow down before me, worm! I hold you life in my little hands..um..paws! You are completly under my power! My power is beyond your understanding! Without me, you are nothing! Nothing! | |
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| Wait a minute! You're not an accountant! You're just a fucking squirrel! Shouldn't you be hibernating, and not doing complex mathematics? | |
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| Wrong, bucko. I got sick and tired of playing with my nuts. So instead, I'm going to play with yours. Hand over your refund check, or i'll give you rabies. | |
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| Hmm. I really need that cash. But I don't want to have rabies. Hmm. Decisions, decisions. What would Cthulhu do? | |
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| Well, first, I'd kick your pansy ass, for taking crap from a squirrel. Then, I'd shove your head up your ass, so you and your brain can get real close. And then, I'd knit a sweater. | |
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