All comics by stratus

 

by stratus
3-28-02
The Introduction
Hi, I'm Mark.
I'm Millik-gay-fucken-canadi-en.
The Rocket
Nuke canada!!
Affirmative. Go Go Go!
Catharsis
Oh no! I've been nuked. I am dead. Why am I so gay.

 

by stratus
3-28-02
The Plan
I need a nation of evil gay frenchmen with which to dominate teh world!!!
Wut about North America? We can build a shithole there and name it Canada after my heartless uglyass wife!
The Founding
woh r u/?
I now proclaim this land CANADA
The Birth
You hvae a son Mrs. Milliken =\
ooh wuts that. oooh a son! ill raise him to be the best CS player ever!

 

by stratus
3-28-02
Milliken installs his newly bought Counter-Strike.
wow cool my mom bought me Counter-Strike, eh? I wonder what's this all aboat.
Installing Counter-Strike: Best Buy edition (retail)
Milliken finds that he is a Kangaroo in Counter-Strike and proceeds to jump around while mp5 spamming people. He gets accused of cheating.
Wow cool, I'm a Kangaroo in CS... I better start jumping, eh?
U h4X!! u bunnyhoppar
Milliken joins Death Squad 5.
omg wtf eh i play CS since beta 1.6!!!
oh wow! my name is DrDan, do you wan tto join my clan?

 

by stratus
3-29-02
Milliken, dissatisfed with his CS skills, seeks a pact with the devil.
Mr. Satan, i sux too much at CS eh? so wut aboat giving me some skill. in return i give to u my hetersexuality
Deal! I bestow upon you OGC
Milliken immediately takes advantage of the 500% skill gain that he received from Satan.
HAHA STRAT I GOT 12/11 VS YOU!! I R0X
omg h4x
After his CSing, Milliken finds that he enjoys being a homosexual canadian.
Dan let's s3x0r
Oook maannn... i just want druggzzz maaann

 

by stratus
4-02-02
Sting goes back in time to defeat the evil Nazi Cowboys who herded horses onto concentration camps in order to make Big Macs out of them.
I be the Gunslinger, the fastest shot in the west!
Hello. I am Robot Power Sting.
Sting dives into a corner and huddles like a little girl while Cowboy Gunslinger shoots him with his saddle-gun thing.
Ur dead! BANG! ... WTF you're not dead!
Duck bug.
Sting plugs his arm into his USB port and counter-attacks with his non-Korean ak spam.
wtf
Gunslinger was asused. gg

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