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01-30 @ 04:20 am, on the Interweb
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| JEFF! For the last time...! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!! SHE'S *YOUR* WIFE! Treat her right, for the love of God, she's a beautiful girl and deserves it. | |
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| Treating her right is WHY I'm HERE: she'll admit to wanting sex with everyone BUT you, when it's YOU she wants. Have a threesome with her and your wife, I've given up on egotism-make her happy! | |
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| This guy is a freaking loon. And he would go far with better taste in apparel. I can help with that, it's what I do dah-ling! Wait, what did that last sentence mean? What's my name again? | |
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| MOREOVER you just *publicly admitted* you think she's hot! Sort this out by March 1st, OR I'm going to poison her mind against you--turning your memory into something abominable. | |
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03-01 @ 02:40 pm, at the Cerul Alain School for Sourcerers, Shapeshifters, and Random Props That Entertain -or- Enlighten
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| ...so "Brian" knew the ideal "Brian" even though they never met! In some strange cosmic way, each of them refined each other's love story! Let's get champagne and celebrate with our men! | |
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| First they steal the algorithm for SkyNet. Then they invert it, and turn it into a chick flick. Oooh...I will shut them off as soon as I finish melting. | |
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