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by strong414bad
7-07-07
The Miscolored Civil War soldiers began their attack swiftly.
We will poke you Confederacy buffoons!
Uhh... what?
They stopped at nothing to win.
Every pumpkin could be the enemy!
Curses! Foiled again!
Finally! We aliens will take over this puny planet!
Sorry, we got here first.

 

by strong414bad
7-07-07
No.

 

by strong414bad
7-07-07
I hate Minesweeper.

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
Cthulu, how do you do it?
Do what?
How do you get so lucky with the ladies?
Mouthwash.

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
Hey, Alex?
Yeah?
Want to get into a poke fight?
You have a better chance of getting in a poke fight with Cthulu.
Hey, Cthulu?

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
You wanted to see me?
Yes, I did.
You're not following dress code, and I think it's hurting the company's image.
For every well-dressed employee like Chad here, there's someone like you.
HI.

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
Hi! I'm going door to door giving away free copies of my next crappy sports game!

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
My hobo impression's better.
No, mine is.

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
So, you tried to escape Hell, eh? What do you have to say for yourself?
Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

 

by strong414bad
7-08-07
Magical Floating Cowboy, I realized I don't need your dating help anymore.
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't-
Yeah, shut up.

 

by strong414bad
7-09-07
Hello?
Hi. This is your telephone speaking. You never seem to use me now that you have a cell phone.
What are you going to do about it? Go on a killing spree?
No, but I have the calling lists of every telemarketer known to man. You'd better follow my wishes.

 

by strong414bad
7-12-07
OH MY GOD! A SERIAL KILLER!
Don't discriminate against serial killers. That's wrong.
But you're horrible people and you kill people! Why shouldn't I hate you?
Just because we have different views than you doesn't mean you have to insult us about it.
THIS ISN'T MAKING ANY SENSE!
I've decided you're racist.

 

by strong414bad
7-22-07
My mom's mad at me because I got a bad grade at programming school.
What grade did you get?
C++

 

by strong414bad
7-30-07
So, Omnipresent Voice from the Heavens, do you want some nasty-looking green stuff?
No. For, you see, I can not eat.
It sure is lonely being a Chef in Space.

 

by strong414bad
10-17-07
You're under arrest for thinking.
Such is life.

 

by strong414bad
10-17-07
Hey man. Nice alcohol!
Oh, this?
This is just an empty paper bag. I carry it around to make me look cool.
Such is life.

 

by strong414bad
10-17-07
Uhh... Boss?
Yeah?
Have you ever thought of increasing employee morality?
Will work for food!

 

by strong414bad
10-17-07
...
...
What a weirdo.
What a weirdo.

 

by strong414bad
10-18-07
You remind me of someone, but I don't remember who.

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