Johnny Carson will NOT be right back.

Author: suicide_king

Date: February 8, 2005

by suicide_king
2-08-05
Welcome to Hell, Johnny. Bet you wish you laid off us cancer sticks now, huh?
Listen prick, it was emphysema, not cancer. Now come over here and let me have a drag.
Oh no, can't do that -- this is your hell, and everyone is allowed to smoke in your hell but you. Ironic, huh?
I will lick your balls for one puff.