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Back after my failed suicide...
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May the Good Lord shine a light on you.
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suicide_king
7-19-05
Daddy, I need you to shine a flashlight on my anus in the middle of the night.
What the fuck for?
That's when the female pinworms come out and lay their eggs. I think I got 'em.
Why the fuck you think that?
I'm not sleeping well, I'm irritable, I have rectal pain and my sphincter itches uncontrollably.
Fuck, then I've had pinworms my whole life!
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