Brother Beardy suddenly comes to his senses.

Author: superboob

Date: April 27, 2005

by superboob
4-27-05
Hey Beardy! Don't like eatin pork eh?
Leave me alone.
Think we're "dirty" and "unclean" eh?
I don't want any trouble. Please just let me get back to my crops.
Well you'd better tell your prejudiced Brothers that us pigs are pretty pissed. Were building an army, and pretty soon we're going to unleash a big arsed can of whoop arse on you barn raising losers.
I knew I shouldn't have listened to brother Timotheus. What sort of loser invents a religion that can get it's arse kicked by a bunch of pigs?