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And now, a special report from CNN.
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In other news, our ticker is very long and complicated. I'm Joe the ticker shmoe. I'm typing this ticker message right now. Now I'm done with that message and I'm typing this message. Now I'm done....
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| In Baghdad today, something very pointless happened that we will now discuss for thirty minutes while you try to read the ticker. | |
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| I CUN HUNT AND FORAGE AND SIRIHISH AND LISTEN AND STEAL AND TANNING AND LUMBERJACKING AND HAGGLING! | |
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typing that ticker message. Kobe Bryant was charged with sexual assault, what a load of fucking bullshit. Hey, I'm typing, what th
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| Late breaking news: Our ticker guy has been carried of by... the CNN service. Right, not the Mafia. Nope. No mafia connections here. None. Zero. We are lacking in the mafia connections department. | |
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| DOOD THAT A MAFIA DOOD RIGHT THERE R WE GUN GET KILLED I LIKE DIYING CUZ I GET THE 2 HOWR RULE AND I R TEH LIVING TO LOOT MY COPRSE AGAN DOOD! | |
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