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You know the economy is f*cked up when you get soliciting calls like this:
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| Good Evening, Ms. Systris, my name is Grim and i'm hear to tell you about this wonderful offer... | |
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| Um, excuse me, you wouldnt be Grim Reaper? THE Grim Reaper? why are YOU doing telemarketing calls? arent you supposed to be collecting souls or something? | |
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| Well...erm, ma'am i would be except i'd been downsized and my job was outsourced...to the middle east, its cheaper to do business that way ... they can hire people for peanuts out there... | |
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meanwhile somewhere across town...
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| ahem...good evening madam, my name is Ackbar and i am here to take your infidel soul to your christian devil heaven...you will be coming with me please...thank you come again! | |
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| what the hell?where's the blond sexy angel to take me to the pearly gates? get out of my home you taliban bastard! i've got mace in my purse and Pat Robertson on speed dial!! | |
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