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Well I've been lookin' real hard/ And I'm tryin' to find a job/ But it just keeps gettin' tougher every day - Steve Miller Band
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| okay, i've got to get the HELL outta ShitCo...theres gotta be a job out there for me! | |
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| welcome to corpjobzrus.net...we have over 900,000 jobs listed! | |
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| alright...let me get one then! here's my qualifications and references! what'cha got for me! | |
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| okay...well it seems that most of them are listings from hundreds of bullshit temp agencies and MLM scams...oh but if you have a master's degree in underwater basketweaving you can get the REAL jobs! | |
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verdict: internet job search sites are bigger assholes than human HR wanks in the flesh...(outro)Keep on a rock'n me baby
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| what the FUCK..what about my resume...i can work just about anywhere..c'mon give me a chance! | |
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| sorry, kiddo...not your millenia, i'm afraid...want some free porn spam...you know we sold your email address, right...nobody rides for free round here...*evil laughter* | |
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