FTC #9: God always keeps his word.

Author: tau926

Date: November 19, 2003

by tau926
11-19-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Do you really kill a kitten everytime someone masturbates?
Why do you think I gave cats nine lives? They almost went extinct.