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Our two heroes, who are surprisngly NOT dead, are discussing Half-Life 2 over IM
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| Yeah, so Alyx was just captured by some Combine soldiers and I've gotta go through a giant sewer. | |
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| Oh, you're in for an AWESOME part, man. The G-Man comes in on a 747 and mows down Combine, while "Faint" by Linkin Park plays | |
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| Oh yeah! Then, Alyx gets on top of the plane and starts dancing naked to the music, and your crowbar becomes possesed by JESUS. | |
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| ...Wow, dude. Alyx is fucking HOT. | |
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| If you think that's cool, wait until the ending. There's a reason the game is rated M...heh heh heh... | |
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