tetsuo

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unfortunately, i can't remember who i am thx to an accidental lobotomy performed while i was still in the womb. everyday is a new beginning, and thus, a new nightmare of coincidental vagrancy.

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Satan Wants A 401K

by tetsuo
6-29-01

ONE WARM MORNING...


	I'm really sick of this job...I've been doing it for years and what do I have to show for it?...Nothing! That's what!


	Well, what about...


	I mean, at least the big guy gets some respect! I end up with the rag-tag, lunatic fringe of society worshipping me. You could barely pass the SAT's with the combined IQ of MY followers!


	There's always...


	I mean, Christ, where do I have to send my resume to get a decent 401K plan?...sorry, what were you saying?


	Wanna go eat Plato's liver again?

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