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Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats and enjoy the show.
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| Good evening and welcome to our feature presentation, Elfocchio. This is a story of no ordinary boy. It is the tale of a complete twat who wanted to be a real boy... | |
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| So, let us begin by introducing the stars for our performance. | |
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| Hi, I'm Elfy and I'll be playing the part of Elfocchio. | |
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| Hello, I'm Dataforce and I'll be taking the part of Gayppetto | |
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| Hey huns, I'm Trace and I'll be the slutty godmother. | |
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| Hi, I'm Tagred and I'm Jizminy Fucker, Elfocchios conscience. | |
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