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by thatsnotfunny
6-13-08
I'd like a Sex on the Beach for me and my friend, please!
Sex on the Beach times two! Coming right up!
Five minutes later
Damn. I heard they poured strong drinks here... but I've only had two sips and my face is numb.
I can barely stand up. Maybe you should order the next round.
Uh... this time can we just get a _Cuddle_ on the Beach?
That's peach Schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice and Metamucil, right? My grandma *loves* those.
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