OKCranky (Episode 2)

Author: thatsnotfunny

Date: August 22, 2008

by thatsnotfunny
8-22-08
Clearly madam, you do not like my style. Perhaps you think me pretentious. Yet this is not the case.
I do loosen my shirt collar now and again. Why... just last week, I put a caption on a digital photograph of a cat!!!
The text used embarrassingly poor grammar and spelling--but it was completely intentional.
What I meant to imply was that if cats spoke English, they'd likely make frequent errors while doing so.
Everyone assured me that the effect was strongly comedic. Some went so far as to suggest I should have it published.
Drat... I just don't know anywhere that kind of material would find an audience.