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| Though born genetically perfect, He won only a silver medal. Angered to not receive a gold one, He steppeth before a speeding car. | |
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| Did he rise up, unharmed? | |
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| Nay. Both His perfect legs were permanently lost. Dissatisifed with an earthly wheelchair existence, He then burneth himself in the incinerator. | |
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| What kind of savior is this bozo? | |
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| Before dying He sayeth: "Take of my hair and urine and blood. My DNA shall become your DNA, thus you will be an astronaut and lay with Uma Thurman." | |
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