Relax! You're in hospital. We found you wandering through the streets of Bristol, wearing nothing but a discarded tea bag
How long have I been unconscious for Doctor?
2 days. Although most of the time you were in a strange state where you were semi-awake. You didn't quite know what you were doing. It made you very...submissive
Why does it hurt to sit down?
Don't look at me! If you're going to sue anyone for this pain, I'd suggest nurse Tobor.
